Do not bend the ears.
They are load-bearing.
Folded from scraps. Built with tape. Carrying one suspiciously oversized cardboard launcher like it is completely normal.
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Nobody remembers ordering him. One afternoon a box arrived, the box blinked, and then it asked where the snacks were.
Now Carton patrols a tiny warehouse kingdom made of packing tape, dented corners and objects marked FRAGILE for absolutely no reason.
They are load-bearing.
We do not know what it is holding together.
Act impressed. It is probably just more cardboard.
There is room in the warehouse. Probably.
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